Rigby Reardon (Steve Martin): "Carlotta was the kind of town where they spell trouble T-R-U-B-I-L, and if you try to correct them, they kill you."
Juliet Forest (Rachel Ward) to Reardon: "If you need me, just call. You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles."
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